Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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