You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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