So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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