Non-Jews are for practice
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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