Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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