I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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