I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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