Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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