he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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