i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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