I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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