I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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