i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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