We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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