turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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