Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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