its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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