she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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