Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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