I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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