Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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