3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
