didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just saw a hot homeless man
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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