the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
