i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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