Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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