The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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