Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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