omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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