we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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