Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
This house was built for laser tag.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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