Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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