where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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