Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
This toilet bowl is my home.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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