so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
