I think im going to throw up on grandma
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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