I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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