Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sarcasm needs its own font
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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