You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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