I want to have your abortion
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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