I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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