Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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