We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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