Betty ford says i'm here all night
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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