Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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