yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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