New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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