oh god the rape fog is back!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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