Buhtt sex?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I need moral support for this bender
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
