I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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